How can I get six pack abs while drinking a six pack a day?

In terms of my current excercize routine I sleep, work behind a desk all day, then get in my kayak and paddle 4 to 16 miles every day while guzzling beer, wine and the occasional "Sparks" or "Snake Eyes" caffinated malt beverage. This routine has made look downright hot, except for my rotund belly. That and I also suffer from spastic facial muscle twitching, memory loss, and fits of hysterical blindness, but those things are just natural. Back to the belly. Can I burn it off without curbing my drinking?

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14 Responses to “How can I get six pack abs while drinking a six pack a day?”

  1. havanadig says:

    Virtually impossible Ive been trying for 20 years with no noticeable results

  2. RockOut says:

    Um…. no.

  3. John W says:

    You going to have to curb your drinking…Sorry it had to come to this.

  4. mez l says:

    drink light beer

  5. random_healthfreak says:

    no, sorry.
    but if you REALLY like drinking THAT much, maybe switch to light beer?

  6. aphrodite_urgod says:

    yeah…..right

  7. Mrs. Dr. Walton says:

    That’s it !?

    Sir, you need to up the drinking to burn off more calories !

  8. manfromblueriver says:

    runners all have 6 packs

  9. dan says:

    arrange your beer so that every time you do a situp, you get a sip of beer. Kind of like a rat hitting the feeder bar to get a food pellet.

  10. rhyno says:

    Please prioritize. If your obsession with perfect abs is getting in the way of your drinking, you need to examine what is important to you in life.

  11. Lance N says:

    That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read before. But seriously, try light beer.

  12. Summer says:

    Drinking is only good to releave pain. Drink caffeine it keeps you going. Alcohol makes you sick. I have never liked it only on occasion. Trust me, leave it alone. Depression can make things happen to you that you would not expect ,you just have to be strong and live through it on your own sometimes because some people you reach to for help will try to admit you into a mental institution that you probably don’t need. Sweet tea is very good. a southern tradition.

  13. eb_guy says:

    keep drinking the beer..specialy the sic packs..eventualy your ”6 pack” abs will realy start to show…yeehaa..beam me up coors

  14. httnmrtt says:

    The six pac won’t show up until the keg is gone.

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